
The tops of false prairie sunflowers over a foot high had been ruthlessly chomped off. These plants can grow to over eight feet in height on squarish stalks as tough as wood, brightening the garden with yellow daisy-like flowers.

Would the butchered stalks be able to recover? Or would we be bereft of their dazzling flowers full of nectar for birds and butterflies?

Their large leaves must be delicious! Well, for that matter, the leaves of the white phlox beside them must be tasty, too, by the look of their headless stems.
This was not the work of the rabbit that devoured all of our crocuses and red tulips a few weeks earlier. Uh, uh.
It was time to catch whatever critter was wrecking everything. My husband put on the sheriff’s badge for Cedar Hollow and fetched a large metal cage from the upper shed. For bait, we put in what he obviously likes—leaves from the false prairie sunflowers garnered from their kin growing on the opposite side of the yard.
With the trap in place beneath the lilacs, we headed out to shop for a garden trellis, taking Sparkle along, intending to give her a walk.
The cold rains, forecast to last for the next five days, began while Lloyd was in the store.

To lift our spirits above the dismal skies, we stopped for a quarter-pounder and fries at McD’s. No complaints from Sparkle.
When we returned home in less than an hour, the cage door was down. Something was in the cage!

A wet groundhog, or some would call him a woodchuck.
He seemed docile enough, not frantic like coons become, so we headed inside and took our usual half-hour pushback (siesta).
Now we must face the music. Donning winter coats—it’s the 21st of May, mind you—we headed out to the cage. Lloyd noted the large claws on the feet of this hole digger, the bane of horses. And this fellow was heavy!
Driving less than ten kilometres into the countryside, Lloyd pulled onto the gravel shoulder of the road and lugged the cage to the edge of a steep, grassy ditch. When he tipped the cage up and lifted its door, the groundhog SHOT OUT! He dove through the air like a diver springing off a diving board! He would soon burrow down somewhere in this expansive wilderness-type area and find plenty to eat.
Returning home, we reset the cage. Standing on tiptoe, looking out of our bedroom window, I can see whether the door of the cage is up or down, whether another destroyer has been incarcerated or not.
And don’t feel sorry for him either. He’s one lousy weather forecaster. “An early spring”? Bah. Humbug.